wondersoup

My name is Nicola and I'm a procrastination bandit.
Nineteen, Australian.

I like stuff.

Me: I just love how hermione has made this tiny batch of of two tiny patty cakes in which to place her sleeping draught.
Lizzie: ‘while I’m waiting for this polyjuice potion to brew, I can start working on my baking skills!’

‘Welcome to Baking and Brewing with me, Hermione Granger!’

‘Bottoms up, boys!’
‘I’m still learning!’

‘warning, side affects may include: retching, itching, turning into another person or, in extreme cases, animal mutation. Please consult your dietitian!’

So on valentines day I had a woman come up to me and ask ‘where’s the nearest flower shop?’

Really now? Really?

We are on an island.

Made of sand.

With no towns and a grand total of two shops.

There is no florist on the island.

thesocialhermit:

akitron:

archfiendmarmot:

calicobonnet:

seinegald:

Witch Smasher Rea

what the fuck that’s AWESOME

Screaming Gate Witch Ruby

…accurate

Blessed Honey Policewoman Rose

…….. I …..

Fall Pixie Invoker Autumn

ah

Omen Finder Kassandra

Cybernetic Omen Warrior Nicola.

Clearly somebody doesn’t appreciate my barge updates!

I hope you all had a fantastic Australia day!

thesocialhermit:

also since you saw my full name on that last post

i fully expect facebook friend requests

get on that people

I thought I doing this a few days ago, but then I didn’t know if it would be weird or not. :p

thesocialhermit:

also since you saw my full name on that last post

i fully expect facebook friend requests

get on that people

I thought I doing this a few days ago, but then I didn’t know if it would be weird or not. :p

The barge is shaking and I’m not enjoying it.